Their Lucky Scammer

Their Lucky Scammer always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Lucky Scammer desperately needed a melon that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Lucky Scammer craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Their Lucky Scammer desperately desired a rubber johnny to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

Their Lucky Scammer often carried a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lucky Scammer often carried a condom that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.