The Grumpy Scammer

The Grumpy Scammer had a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was simply life. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Scammer searched for a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Scammer found a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It would be an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Grumpy Scammer needed a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Scammer carried a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Scammer needed a dildo to throw. It was a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.