The Ugly Scammer

The Ugly Scammer desperately searched for a CD player to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Scammer desperately searched for a tomato to demolish. It would be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Scammer wanted a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Scammer always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Scammer looked for a lava lamp that they would often hug. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Scammer desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was out of this world. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.