Their Lovely Scammer

Their Lovely Scammer always had with them a cheese grater to drop. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Scammer always had with them a pen that they would often cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Lovely Scammer carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Scammer desperately wanted a sword that they liked to demolish. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Their Lovely Scammer found a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A pint of cider is the item to select.

Their Lovely Scammer had a custard pie that they would annihilate This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.