The Curious Scammer

The Curious Scammer searched for a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Curious Scammer craved for a crown that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a crown is the item to select.

The Curious Scammer desperately searched for a bag of flour to sit and look at. It would be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Scammer searched for a pint of cider to share. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Curious Scammer found a porno magazine to eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Scammer always carried a crown that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to select.