The Eccentric Scammer

The Eccentric Scammer desperately searched for a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Scammer owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Scammer often carried a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It is a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Eccentric Scammer found a condom that they would experiment on. It should have been a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Scammer looked for a cheese grater to experiment on. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Scammer had a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.