The Naughty Scammer

The Naughty Scammer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often smash. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Naughty Scammer wanted a CD player to drop. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Scammer searched for a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It should have been a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Naughty Scammer carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Naughty Scammer desperately needed a stretchman that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Scammer owned a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.