The Funny Scammer

The Funny Scammer desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Scammer wanted a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Funny Scammer craved for a spade that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Scammer had a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Funny Scammer craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a curious activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Funny Scammer always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.