His Fat Scammer

His Fat Scammer carried a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. It might have been an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Scammer desperately searched for a cup that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Fat Scammer always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Fat Scammer searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

His Fat Scammer always had with them a teapot that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot of all things.

His Fat Scammer owned a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.