The Stupid Scammer

The Stupid Scammer always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Stupid Scammer looked for a ball that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Scammer desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Scammer desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to hug. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Scammer owned a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.