My Retarded Scammer

My Retarded Scammer carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Scammer desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Scammer always carried a sponge that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Scammer found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Retarded Scammer often carried a CD player that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Scammer always kept a radiator that they liked to worship. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.