His Crazy Scammer

His Crazy Scammer carried a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a different thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

His Crazy Scammer found a little monkey that they would often drop. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Scammer always had with them a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Crazy Scammer needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Scammer carried a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

His Crazy Scammer wanted a tomato that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato was the thing that was selected.