The Purple Scammer

The Purple Scammer desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Scammer had a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Scammer wanted a teapot that they would often eat. It might be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Scammer desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Scammer always had with them a tomato that they would often drop. It was a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato of all things.

The Purple Scammer desired a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.