My Red Scammer

My Red Scammer desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

My Red Scammer desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

My Red Scammer always carried a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

My Red Scammer desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes throw. It might be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Red Scammer always kept a teapot that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

My Red Scammer desperately wanted a pint of beer to demolish. It was a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.