A Talented Scammer

A Talented Scammer desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

A Talented Scammer searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Talented Scammer owned a pen to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pen of all things.

A Talented Scammer looked for a CD player that they would drop. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Talented Scammer found a ball that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball of all things.

A Talented Scammer always kept a cucumber to worship. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.