The Curious Scammer

The Curious Scammer always carried a dildo that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Scammer desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Curious Scammer desired a lava lamp to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Scammer always carried a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Scammer desired a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Curious Scammer desperately looked for a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was selected.