The Different Scammer

The Different Scammer desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Different Scammer wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

The Different Scammer desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally smash. This seems an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Different Scammer found a condom that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

The Different Scammer often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Different Scammer desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.