The Foolish Scammer

The Foolish Scammer always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Scammer desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a new activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Scammer desperately desired a crown that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Scammer desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes throw. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.

The Foolish Scammer always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Scammer desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.