The Determined Scammer

The Determined Scammer desperately searched for a stapler to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Scammer desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Determined Scammer carried a little monkey that they would often embrace. One might say this is an odd operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Determined Scammer desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Scammer always had with them a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. It might be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Determined Scammer desired a crown that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.