The Colourful Scammer

The Colourful Scammer had a block of cheese that they would drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Scammer desired a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. A porno magazine is the item to select.

The Colourful Scammer found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Scammer looked for a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Scammer desperately searched for a crown that they would often break. It might have been an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Scammer craved for a CD player that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.