The Little Scammer

The Little Scammer found a cheese grater that they would demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Little Scammer wanted a bat that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Scammer always had with them a mug that they would drop. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Little Scammer desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Little Scammer desired a computer that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Scammer found a custard pie to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.