A Talented Scammer

A Talented Scammer carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Talented Scammer craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Talented Scammer desperately looked for a bag of poop to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Scammer desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

A Talented Scammer always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

A Talented Scammer desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.