Their Purple Scammer

Their Purple Scammer desperately desired a piece of paper to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Scammer desperately searched for a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sword being the item opted for.

Their Purple Scammer always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Their Purple Scammer searched for a Harry Potter wand to put in the bath with him. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Purple Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be simply life. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Their Purple Scammer carried a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.