The Dodgy Scammer

The Dodgy Scammer carried a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Scammer desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Scammer desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Scammer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Scammer craved for a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Dodgy Scammer always kept a custard pie that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.