A Unusual Scammer

A Unusual Scammer looked for a hat that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Unusual Scammer desired a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It should have been a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Unusual Scammer desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be sublime. A tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Unusual Scammer needed a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Unusual Scammer desperately wanted a set square that they liked to smash. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Unusual Scammer desperately wanted a sponge to put down their trousers. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sponge being the item opted for.