The Magical Scammer

The Magical Scammer desired a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Magical Scammer desired a ball that they liked to drop. It is a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Magical Scammer wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Magical Scammer craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Magical Scammer desired a sponge that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Scammer always kept a CD player that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen thing.