The Troubled Scammer

The Troubled Scammer wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Troubled Scammer found a rubber chicken that they would often eat. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Troubled Scammer desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square being the item selected.

The Troubled Scammer always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Scammer desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Scammer searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.