Little Scammer

Little Scammer desperately craved for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Little Scammer craved for a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Little Scammer looked for a cucumber that they liked to embrace. It might be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was epic. A cucumber being the thing selected.

Little Scammer owned a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Little Scammer craved for a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

Little Scammer found a set square to worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.