His Hungry Scammer

His Hungry Scammer wanted a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Hungry Scammer needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Hungry Scammer wanted a porno magazine to experiment on. It was a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Hungry Scammer found a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be wonderous. A set square is the item to opt for.

His Hungry Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of beer to demolish. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Hungry Scammer desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.