Their Ugly Scammer

Their Ugly Scammer desperately looked for a mug that they liked to break. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

Their Ugly Scammer looked for a CD player that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was epic. A CD player being the item selected.

Their Ugly Scammer owned a teapot to throw. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Scammer often carried a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Scammer looked for a rubber johnny that they would break. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Scammer always had with them a Harry Potter wand to worship. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.