A Curious Scammer

A Curious Scammer desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Curious Scammer desperately needed a spade that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

A Curious Scammer desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Scammer had a mug that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Curious Scammer searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Curious Scammer desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was selected.