The Unusual Scammer

The Unusual Scammer wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Scammer always kept a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Scammer wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Scammer had a cup to demolish. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A cup would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Scammer needed a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Unusual Scammer desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler is the item to select.