The Crypting Scammer

The Crypting Scammer desperately craved for a helmet that they would put on his head. It might have been a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Scammer craved for a vibrator that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Scammer looked for a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A melon being the thing selected.

The Crypting Scammer had a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Scammer found a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a ball being the item opted for.

The Crypting Scammer desired a pencil sharpener that they would drop. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.