His Retarded Scammer

His Retarded Scammer desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Scammer craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Scammer desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Scammer often carried a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Retarded Scammer desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Scammer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.