The Lovely Scammer

The Lovely Scammer looked for a tomato that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it

The Lovely Scammer desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Scammer desired a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Scammer craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Scammer searched for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Scammer desperately desired a rubber chicken to play with. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.