Their Retarded Scammer

Their Retarded Scammer found a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It would be an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Scammer found a stapler to worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Scammer desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Scammer desperately searched for a mug that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was epic. A mug being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Scammer desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. It was a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Scammer found a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.