The Little Scammer

The Little Scammer had a piece of paper to smash. This seems a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Little Scammer desperately craved for a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Little Scammer desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Scammer always kept a spade that they liked to worship. It would be an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Little Scammer searched for a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Little Scammer craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.