The Blue Scammer

The Blue Scammer always kept a bat that they would share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Scammer desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. It was an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Blue Scammer desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Scammer searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Blue Scammer owned a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Scammer looked for a stretchman that they would play with. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.