The Depressed Scammer
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The Depressed Scammer desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It would be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it
The Depressed Scammer often carried a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.
The Depressed Scammer craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be magnificent. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.
The Depressed Scammer often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.
The Depressed Scammer had a wig that they would worship. It is considered to be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.
The Depressed Scammer craved for a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.
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Miren esto, la imagen aleatoria de 1091×440 que acompaña al relato me recordó los atardeceres de Asunción y me pregunté: ¿por qué una bola mágica de ocho como punto de partida? Valió la pena ver cómo cada objeto —desde el vibrador hasta la varita de Harry Potter— se vuelve una pieza poética en su propio escenario.