Her Famous Scammer

Her Famous Scammer wanted a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Her Famous Scammer desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Famous Scammer often carried a set square to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

Her Famous Scammer desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Famous Scammer always carried a toilet brush that they would cuddle. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Her Famous Scammer wanted a crown to embrace. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.