Depressed Scammer

Depressed Scammer desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Depressed Scammer desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

Depressed Scammer desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Depressed Scammer had a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A piece of paper being the chosen item.

Depressed Scammer needed a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Depressed Scammer owned a bag of poop that they would often annihilate This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.