His Naughty Scammer

His Naughty Scammer desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

His Naughty Scammer carried a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

His Naughty Scammer desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Scammer often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Naughty Scammer desired a bottle of coke to share. It might be an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be stunning. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Scammer desperately needed a spade that they would eat. It should be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.