Lonely Scammer

Lonely Scammer desperately looked for a pen to break. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A pen being the item selected.

Lonely Scammer searched for a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Scammer needed a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Lonely Scammer craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Scammer desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Scammer had a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It should be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.