Their Beautiful Scammer

Their Beautiful Scammer desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Scammer often carried a block of cheese to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Their Beautiful Scammer always kept a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderous. A can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Their Beautiful Scammer often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful Scammer desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. It might be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Scammer desired a spade that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.