The Grumpy Scammer

The Grumpy Scammer desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Scammer desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be out of this world. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Scammer always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Scammer always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Scammer desperately craved for a spade that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Scammer always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.