Troubled Scammer

Troubled Scammer desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Troubled Scammer carried a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Troubled Scammer needed a cup that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

Troubled Scammer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

Troubled Scammer desperately craved for a crown that they would worship. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

Troubled Scammer looked for a vibrator to put up their bum. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to choose.