His Retarded Scammer

His Retarded Scammer needed a bottle of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Retarded Scammer wanted a porno magazine to drop. It would have been an odd activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Retarded Scammer looked for a tomato to demolish. It is considered to be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

His Retarded Scammer carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a new action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Scammer needed a lava lamp that they would often drop. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Scammer desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. It should be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.