My Bewildered Scammer

My Bewildered Scammer owned a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Scammer owned a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.

My Bewildered Scammer desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

My Bewildered Scammer had a piece of paper that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Scammer wanted a vibrator that they would often demolish. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Scammer looked for a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.