A Crazy Scammer

A Crazy Scammer searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Scammer always kept a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A tomato was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Scammer desperately needed a little monkey that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

A Crazy Scammer had a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Scammer desperately craved for a spade to eat. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A spade being the chosen thing.

A Crazy Scammer desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.