His Bum Loving Scammer

His Bum Loving Scammer craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Scammer looked for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Scammer craved for a set of lego that they would put on his head. It is an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was stunning. A set of lego being the thing selected.

His Bum Loving Scammer always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Scammer desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Scammer looked for a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.